another day at work...
today was a pretty crappy day at work - the weather was absolutely shite. we had what they term a "wintry mix" - wintry mix of shit essentially.. you have all sorts of crap coming down from the sky - rain, freezing rain, sleet and snow.. so if you know me, you'd know the weather has a huge effect on me... my emotions and my mental state is completely controlled by the weather...
anyhow - as i was saying, today was pretty crappy, until it hit about 3PM or so..
the guys were talking about Dancing with the Stars, and how hot one of the girls is - Stacey Keibler... and the girls were saying her greatest asset is her legs... anyway - my colleague and I decided to look her up on the internet to check her out...
so picture this:
a senior male VP (christian, happily married, with kids) and 2 girls huddled around the desktop computer at an investment bank..
we type her name in google, and click images...
and the screen was filled with nude shots of her!
he was lucky he was with an irish and an aussie - we thought it was absolutely hilarious! we couldn't stop laughing...! if he was with a prude american, he'd probably get his ass sued! hehehe..
anyhow, he walks away... then starts going through some filing cabinets... and he finds 2 bags of clothes... he asked around to see who owns them - at which point, nobody claimed them to be theirs.. one was a brooks brothers bag, with 2 BRAND NEW brooks brothers shirts! all wrapped with tags on and everything.. we check the receipt, and it was dated June 2004!! the second bag however, contained dirty clothes - with dirty undies, socks, pants, shirt and undershirt... ew. considering the receipt on the brooks brothers bag was dated june'04 - i'd hate to think how old the bag with the dirty clothes was...
yes - i have a very interesting boss to work for...
anyhow - as i was saying, today was pretty crappy, until it hit about 3PM or so..
the guys were talking about Dancing with the Stars, and how hot one of the girls is - Stacey Keibler... and the girls were saying her greatest asset is her legs... anyway - my colleague and I decided to look her up on the internet to check her out...
so picture this:
a senior male VP (christian, happily married, with kids) and 2 girls huddled around the desktop computer at an investment bank..
we type her name in google, and click images...
and the screen was filled with nude shots of her!
he was lucky he was with an irish and an aussie - we thought it was absolutely hilarious! we couldn't stop laughing...! if he was with a prude american, he'd probably get his ass sued! hehehe..
anyhow, he walks away... then starts going through some filing cabinets... and he finds 2 bags of clothes... he asked around to see who owns them - at which point, nobody claimed them to be theirs.. one was a brooks brothers bag, with 2 BRAND NEW brooks brothers shirts! all wrapped with tags on and everything.. we check the receipt, and it was dated June 2004!! the second bag however, contained dirty clothes - with dirty undies, socks, pants, shirt and undershirt... ew. considering the receipt on the brooks brothers bag was dated june'04 - i'd hate to think how old the bag with the dirty clothes was...
yes - i have a very interesting boss to work for...
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